Thursday, August 25, 2011

Spanx, but NO Spanx

This is something that I have been thinking about since Saturday night and since I am trying to be good with this blog, I decided to write about it.  I have an ongoing love/hate affair with Spanx.  While they seem to smooth and do a pretty decent job of hiding a post baby muffin top, they hurt like heck.  Or maybe mine is too small, but I think the point of this thing is to be VERY TIGHT.  Plus it seems to squeeze/push your extra "skin", aka chubs, either out of the top or the bottom of the lycra contraption.  In the name of fashion, I decided to grin & bear it and wore mine to a wedding on Saturday night.  Well it was terrible.  Maybe I ate & drank too much, which is entirely possible because they were serving YUMMY raspberry bellinis (and this girl loves her cocktails).  I was having fun but almost wishing the night to be over so I could take that thing OFF.  I even considered taking it off in the ladies room but I was carrying a super itsy-bitsy clutch, very cute but there was no way it would accommodate it.  So we hurried out at the end after a fun-filled last dance to "Good bye to you", which, btw, was a GREAT last dance song.  I shimmied outta that thing in the car, much to hubs delight.  I think he thought he was getting lucky.  No way mister.  This girl got home, went immediately to bed and is swearing off Spanx.  Good Night!

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